Paranoia: Brave New Missions

You wanna playParanoia? Congratulations! You are superior to other gamers and have great taste. You even look sharp.

Yet to playParanoia, you need missions thattorturepresent vibrant challenges so players cankillcooperate with each others Troubleshooters. Oh, and maybe succeed at the mission. Where can you find several missions gathered together so you can runParanoiauntil people are laughing too hard to breathe?

Yep, that is this book. See? You are superior simply by reading this.

In this hot little book,ParanoiaGMs can find five missions, ready to go, including

• Certifiable:Your Troubleshooters already took and passed the Troubleshooter Certification Exam, right? RIGHT??
• In the Clouds:Virtual Troubleshooters going after decidedly not-virtual treason. Think Tron with a higher body count.
• Meet n Greet:People should not fear Troubleshooters, so it is time to force the public into liking them, or else. That will work!
• Stealth Train Redux:One of the best missions of all time is back! How can you protect a train that does not exist? Or maybe it does?
• Viva VEG Sector:Free Enterprise opens a casino with all the tropes and sarcasm you would expect. An albino tiger may or may not be involved.

Five missions. One book. And more catch-22s than you can shake a depleted laser pistol at. Welcome to Brave New Missions:Something Satiric This Way Comes.

Oh, and players can buy this book, but must not read it or you will ruin the fun!